OMGWTF?! a.k.a. the Tower Tarot Reading
sold by Jaqui Lokabarn
Please use the notes section of the checkout page to let me know the email address you want your reading sent to, and any details you feel might help me more accurately read for you.
Sometimes, the universe just seems to be picking on you, personally. Your life is falling apart, and you don't know why. In tarot, that kind of energy is symbolized by the Tower, and this reading is meant to help you work through that Tower energy and come out the other side. You'll learn what you need to take from this experience, and how to regain stability in your life. I'm offering this for a slightly lower price than my other comparable readings (including a discount on the Fairytale Tarot upgrade) because I've been at the mercy of Tower energy enough to know a little bit of kindness can go a long way.
You'll get a PDF file emailed to you with a photo of your reading and my interpretations of each card, and of the bigger picture. Your reading will remain private. You can volunteer to have the picture of your reading anonymously added to my sample images, but that's your choice and not something I'll ever ask you for.
If you are an experienced tarot reader and/or spirit-worker who just needs a second opinion, you may choose to skip my interpretation and substitute your own, and pay a discounted rate. Just choose the "No Interpretation" option below and let me know your deck preference in the notes.
Due to ongoing health issues on my part, it may take up to a week for you to get your reading, though I do my best to have them out in three days or less. If I see any delays coming up, I'll email you using the address you gave me and let you know.
I'm legally required to tell you readings are for entertainment purposes only, but if you get something useful out of this, whether through mystic forces or good old psychological pattern recognition, then I've done my job. I am not a doctor, lawyer, therapist, or stockbroker, and so my readings should not be construed as medical, legal, psychological, or financial advice.
This spread was created by veganseawitch at tumblr.com.
FAQs & Polices
Do you really believe in all this stuff?
I very much do, but the awesome thing about tarot is that you (the client) don't have to! Even if we suppose that there are no external forces involved and that spirits aren't real, what we're left with is an immensely detailed and flexible set of symbols that can be applied to anyone's life and still produce valid insights.
In short, if you're thinking about your life in different ways, you're still benefiting from a reading, whether or not you think I'm having a conversation with my higher powers about your situation.
Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?
I sure do!
How long will it take to receive my order?
I do my best to get readings out within three days, but due to my health issues, it may take up to a week before I email you your final results.
Slidell, LA
I'm a polytheist, mystic, writer, diviner, and all-around troublemaker. I'm particularly interested in reading for members of marginalized groups, especially LGBTQIA+ folks.
Store Policies
We do not allow returns.
We do not allow exchanges.
Please contact me if you have any questions about your order.
