The Amateurs (self-published version)

**Select Option in Menu Above if you'd like me to Sign/Personalize your book(s)** 64 Pages. Riso-printed. Blue, red, and black covers, mostly black insides with blue and red intersticial pages. Every copy comes packaged in its own remains. This is the self-published original version of this book. The updated and improved version is available through Fantagraphics. The story concerns two butchers who have arrived at work one morning to find not only that there is no meat in their shop but also that they have forgotten completely how to do their job. Bloody hijinks ensue when two lady customers arrive and the butchers decide to just wing it.