Keep Calm and Don't Frak Up
sold by flyingpantaloons
Don’t Frak Up, cause then if the Cylons don’t get you Starbuck will…
Shirts are Unisex sizes.
*I recommend ladies ordering a size smaller than what you'd normally order in ladies sizes (so get a small if you're normally a medium, etc.)
FAQs & Polices
Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?
We sure do!
How long will it take to receive my order?
Once we receive payment it may take 5-7 days for processing and production. We are a small company working with a local print shop. We print shirts in small runs, and ensure each one is perfect!
Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. International shipping delivery times may vary between 2 and 12 weeks.
Springfield, VA
Welcome to flyingpantaloons!
We've got shirts so hot your pants fly off.
For every shirt purchased we donate $5 to the Nerdfighter Kiva Group. We believe as a small business we need to help other small businesses live long and prosper.
Store Policies
We do not allow returns.
We do not allow exchanges.
Please contact me if you have any questions about your order.
