Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Chest (inches) | 33 ⅛ | 34 ⅝ | 36 ¼ | 37 ¾ | 41 | 44 ⅛ | 47 ¼ |
Waist (inches) | 25 ¼ | 26 ¾ | 28 ⅜ | 29 ⅞ | 33 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 39 ⅜ |
Hips (inches) | 35 ⅜ | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 40 ⅛ | 43 ¼ | 46 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?
Absolutely! I've been shipping worldwide since 1995.
How long will it take to receive my order?
Ready-to-go items ship, usually within 2-4 days.
If your item is made to order, it can take up to 1 week, and sometimes 2, if the load is high.
If you need a rush delivery, contact me. I'm no stranger to expressing gifts.
Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. International shipping delivery times may vary between 2 and 12 weeks.
Do you repair items? Do you offer a Warranty?
I repair monkeys for free. All you pay is shipping fare to and from me... If your monkey rips just after he's bought, during normal use. I will pay to ship it back [and possibly reimburse your shipping to me, if the damage is my own fault], or replace it, for free.
If he's abused, and I can fix him, I will... but you must pay his fare both ways.
If he's well loved, and need some rejuvenation, if i can fix it, i will... but you must pay his fare both ways.