Will the prints have watermarks?
No! That is just for the internet.
Can you sign my print?
I sign prints by default, somewhere unobtrusive. If you want a personalised message please specify in the notes section.
If you don't want me to sign them at all please choose the variant "Not Customised or Signed"
Why is shipping so expensive to (country that isn't Australia)?
I live on an island many thousands of kilometers away. Sorry about that. Our postal service is pretty poor.
Please fill out your name and address exactly as they should appear
on your item. I machine print all the labels so there isn't any errors on my end for the prints to go to the wrong homes.
Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?
We sure do!
How long will it take to receive my order?
Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. International shipping delivery times may vary between 2 and 12 weeks.
How long until you ship my poster?
Guaranteed dispatch within 14 days. I do all the printing manually and usually to order!
Do you do costume commisions?
Not currently though contact me via facebook and post on my wall and I will message you about what you're after and how much it will cost. I will take limited commisions.
Will you marry me?
I have an application form, oh wait-
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.