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What payment methods do you accept?

We accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and American Express. (Processed via PayPal)

What is PayPal?

PayPal is a service that enables you to pay, send money, and accept payments without revealing your financial information.
(If you have used ebay, then you have probably used PayPal)

Is my transaction secure?

With PayPal, you’re protected from checkout to delivery. Using the latest anti-fraud technology, problems are spotted before they happen. Your financial info is never given away to sellers. And if something goes wrong with your order, your eligible transactions will be fully reimbursed. (See www.paypal.com for full details)

I am not a Christian, can I wear these shirts?

Yes. Wearing our shirts does not make you a Christian; just like standing in a garage does not make you car.

I am a (insert denomination) and I can't believe you printed that shirt!

Our intent is not to offend anyone. We ask you to see the artistic value in the design. By the way, even God has a sense of humor :)

Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?

Yes, we accept international orders.

Note: You are responsible for any import duties or taxes that may be imposed by your country's customs department.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Once shipped, most domestic orders take 3 to 5 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service.

International delivery times may vary between 2 and 5 weeks, depending on the efficiency of your local postal service.

What if anything else is wrong with my order?

First, check the Storenvy Buyer's Agreement for answers to a few more common questions. If all else fails, use the Contact form of the store you placed your order with.