The Smirk High-Performance Competition Championship Corn-Butterer! (of the future)

Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?

Usually. Email us first.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. International shipping delivery times may vary between 2 and 12 weeks.

What is Smirk?

We are a digital design agency in Denver, Colorado specializing in image and branding. We also like to make toys. And shirts.

Why are dogs noses always wet?

It helps them smell things better. No really, look it up.

I just sneezed and pulled a back muscle, now what?

We are not authorized to give out medical, tax, or relationship advice. Please call your doctor. That said, if we were in your position we'd probably try to smirk the pain away. If that didn't work, we'd probably have a little whiskey.

What about your mailing list?

When you order from us, we add you to our mailing list. By placing an order you consent to being added. That said, we only send TWO EMAILS A YEAR to our customers, so you should not be concerned about getting spammed at all! Cheers, we love you!